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can’t jinx it
love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that
“She’s just mad cause my pussy pops severely while her clammy loins fear the sun.”— Our fairly annoyed bard who’s become very tired of our Drow Elf Druid
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
but how do you quiet down the screaming in your head when it’s your very own voice? how can you lull the monsters to sleep with a sweet lullaby when the monster is the very thing that is alive and rummaging around inside of you? can you sing to yourself or does the monster block you out? do you kill it or do you push it into eternal slumber in order to preserve your holy remains? can you get to yourself? or does the darkness lock you out?
Big mood
I slept in and laughed way too much at this
THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO
Why did the unnamed lady who was fucking Erik killmonger not realize that she shouldn’t fuck with someone who has a scar for every person he has killed
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Y’all make bad decisions for dick every day on here.
a relationship isn’t always 50/50. some days a person will struggle. you suck it up and pick up that 80/20 cus they need you. that’s love.
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